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The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


Nobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this program.

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Lexile: 
1080L
Length: 
04:18
The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 (Unabridged)

The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


I am sorry to say that the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.

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Lexile: 
1150L
Length: 
03:05
The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3 (Unabridged)

Curious George Goes to the Hospital (Unabridged)

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Readers learn all about the hospital as George goes in for an operation to remove a puzzle piece he has eaten.

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Lexile: 
520L
Length: 
00:19
Curious George Goes to the Hospital (Unabridged)

Curious George

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George, a small African monkey, is taken from his jungle home to live in a big city Zoo. Along the way, sailors save him from the sea, angry firemen put him in jail, and stolen balloons fly him high above the city — all because he is a curious little monkey!

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Lexile: 
400L
Length: 
00:13
Curious George

Jorge el Curioso [Curious George (Texto Completo)]

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Curious George, a favorite of millions of children all over the world, became Jorge el Curioso when translated into Spanish more than ten years ago.

Please note: This title is in Spanish.

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00:14
Jorge el Curioso [Curious George (Texto Completo)]

The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


Like the previous books in A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be heard here but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to listen to.

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Lexile: 
1110L
Length: 
04:24
The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)

The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

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Lexile: 
1120L
Length: 
06:00
The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 (Unabridged)

The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world.

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Lexile: 
1110L
Length: 
04:13
The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 (Unabridged)

The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to listen to this recording because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put down this audio instantaneously, because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet.

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Lexile: 
1000L
Length: 
02:56
The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 (Unabridged)

The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales (Unabridged)

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Fairy tales are just for little kids, aren't they? Not when they're twisted around and retold in versions tailor-made for a second- or third-grader's sense of humor! From "Little Red Running Shorts" to "The Princess and the Bowling Ball," readers will delight as the familiar becomes ridiculous — in both words and pictures.

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Lexile: 
520L
Length: 
00:22
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales (Unabridged)

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