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The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

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1120L
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06:00
The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 (Unabridged)

The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world.

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1110L
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04:13
The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 (Unabridged)

The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to listen to this recording because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put down this audio instantaneously, because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet.

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1000L
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02:56
The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 (Unabridged)

How Do Dinosaurs Say Goodnight? (Unabridged)

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Few words pack a lot of punch in this delightful story about bedtime rituals. There will be no pouting or shouting or moping or moaning when the lights go out because dinosaur kids everywhere will want to see this production again and again.

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AD210L
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00:04
How Do Dinosaurs Say Goodnight? (Unabridged)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Unabridged)

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Acclaimed debut author Jeff Kinney brilliantly re-creates the typical humor and logic of middle-school boys sidling into adolescence.

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950L
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03:54
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Unabridged)

Curious George Gets a Medal (Unabridged)

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After repeatedly disastrous efforts to get himself out of trouble, George becomes the first monkey to go to space.

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570L
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00:18
Curious George Gets a Medal (Unabridged)

Curious George Rides a Bike (Unabridged)

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When George sets off on his new bicycle, little does he know that he'll soon be delivering newspapers, building a navy of paper boats, and joining a circus!

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AD580L
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00:17
Curious George Rides a Bike (Unabridged)

Day of the Iguana: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

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It's science-project time, which is bad news for Hank. He loves doing science experiments, but writing a whole report is another story. Finally, Hank comes up with a science project: he'll take apart the cable box and figure out how it works. But Hank wasn't counting on his sister Emily's iguana laying 18 eggs inside the cable box!

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670L
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02:42
Day of the Iguana: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

I Got a "D" in Salami: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

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It's report card day, the most dreaded day of Hank Zipzer's school year. And when Hank gets his grades, they're his worst nightmare come true: a D in spelling, a D in reading, a D in math. This is not going to make his parents happy. This will certainly get him grounded for life. Hank needs help. And he needs it fast!

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Lexile: 
650L
Length: 
02:54
I Got a "D" in Salami: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

Niagara Falls, or Does It?: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

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Hank Zipzer: He's smart. He's creative. He's funny. His pencils are sharpened. His binders are bound. He wants to do well in school, he really does. He tries not to be lazy, like his parents claim he is. So why is he always getting into trouble?

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Lexile: 
610L
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02:16
Niagara Falls, or Does It?: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

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