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The Zippity Zinger: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

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It's time for PS 87's annual Olympiad, the most anticipated day of the school year! But when Hank Zipzer is chosen as his team's softball pitcher, the pressure is on. Can Hank lead his team to victory, even though he thinks he is the worst athlete in the history of the world?

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730L
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02:33
The Zippity Zinger: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

I Am Not Joey Pigza (Unabridged)

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Just when Joey Pigza's wired world finally seems to be under control, his good-for-nothing dad pops back into his life. This time, though, Carter Pigza is a new man - literally. After a lucky lotto win, he has a crazy new outlook on life, and he's even changed his name to Charles Heinz. He thinks Joey and his mom should become new people, too.

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04:47
I Am Not Joey Pigza (Unabridged)

Goldilocks and the Three Bears (Unabridged)

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Three bears come home from a bicycling trip through the woods to find a little girl "all nice and cozy and fast asleep" in Baby Bear's bed.

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520L
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00:08
Goldilocks and the Three Bears (Unabridged)

How Do Dinosaurs Get Well Soon? (Unabridged)

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From enormous sneezes to gigantic wails, the outrageous antics of these mischievous ailing dinosaurs will strike a chord and bring a smile to any child or grown-up who has ever sniffed, snuffled, coughed, or ached.

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AD230L
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00:04
How Do Dinosaurs Get Well Soon? (Unabridged)

Bud, Not Buddy (Unabridged)

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It's 1936, in Flint, Michigan. Times may be hard, and 10-year-old Bud may be a motherless boy on the run, but Bud's got a few things going for him. One: He has his own suitcase filled with his own important, secret things. Two: He's the author of Bud Caldwell's Rules and Things for Having a Funner Life and Making a Better Liar Out of Yourself.

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950L
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05:15
Bud, Not Buddy (Unabridged)

Flush (Unabridged)

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You know it's going to be a rough summer when you spend Father's Day visiting your dad in the local lockup. Noah's dad is sure that the owner of the Coral Queen casino boat is flushing raw sewage into the harbor, which has made taking a dip at the local beach like swimming in a toilet. He can't prove it though, and so he decides that sinking the boat will make an effective statement. Right.

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830L
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10:45
Flush (Unabridged)

Clean As a Whistle (Unabridged)

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When the messiest kid in Minnesota is saddled with her family's obsessively tidy brownie, the sparks are sure to fly. Warning: you may not want to listen in public, since this story will have you laughing out loud!

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Clean As a Whistle (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones: Books 1-2 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. does her best, but life just has so many interesting possibilities, which often land her in trouble with the teacher and her parents. No matter how mixed-up things get, one thing's for sure, you'll have a good laugh listening to Junie B.'s adventures!

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Junie B. Jones: Books 1-2 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 5-8 (Unabridged)

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The world's funniest kindergartner is back with four more silly escapades in one audiobook!

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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 5-8 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 17-20 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. is back, and she's headed for the first grade with four more fun-filled stories in one audiobook collection.

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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 17-20 (Unabridged)

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