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How to Be a Pirate

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n this companion to the popular How to Train Your Dragon, Hiccup Horrendous III is now a pirate in training with the Hairy Hooligan tribe. Witty dialogue, slapstick humor, and energetic drawings make this action-packed tale ideal for the adventurous.

Author:

Cressida Cowell

Grade Level:

Elementary

Lexile:

990L

Length:

02:53

Everything On a Waffle (Unabridged)

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Primrose Squarp simply knows her parents did not perish at sea during a terrible storm, despite what the other residents of Coal Harbour believe. For all practical purposes, Primrose is an orphan, and there's no great clamoring of prospective adopters.

Author:

Polly Horvath

Grade Level:

Middle

Lexile:

950L

Length:

03:15

The Bunnicula Collection: Books 1-3 (Unabridged)

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Each story in this popular and critically acclaimed series has been read by the talented actor, Victor Garber. Now fans who can't get enough of the vampire bunny, Bunnicula, will have something new to add to their collection.

Author:

Deborah and James Howe

Grade Level:

Elementary

Lexile:

700L

Length:

06:44

The Bunnicula Collection: Books 1-3 (Unabridged)

The Julian Stories (Unabridged)

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Julian just can't resist a taste of the wonderful lemon pudding his father has made. But as he and his little brother, Huey, taste just a little bit more, the pudding is suddenly all gone!

This is a collection of six funny and lively tales.

Author:

Ann Cameron

Grade Level:

Elementary

Length:

00:43

Your Mother Was a Neanderthal: Time Warp Trio, Book 4 (Unabridged)

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Everyone's favorite time-travelers are changing their style! The Time Warp Trio® series now features brand-new, eye-catching art in a modern design, sure to appeal to longtime fans and those new to Jon Scieszka's wacky brand of humor.

Author:

Jon Scieszka

Grade Level:

Elementary

Lexile:

610L

Length:

01:35

Your Mother Was a Neanderthal: Time Warp Trio, Book 4 (Unabridged)

Pet Show! (Unabridged)

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Archie needs to come up with a pet in a hurry for the neighborhood pet show. A timeless story.

Author:

Ezra Jack Keats

Grade Level:

Primary

Lexile:

AD370L

Length:

00:06

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Now With Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! (Unabridged)

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"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains." So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem.

Author:

Seth Grahame-Smith

Grade Level:

High

Lexile:

1070L

Length:

11:07

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Now With Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! (Unabridged)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (Unabridged)

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Jeff Kinney's Wimpy Kid series is a publishing phenomenon, having reached number-one on the New York Times best-seller list. This fourth hilarious installment finds Greg Heffley approaching summer vacation with a clear plan: Stay inside and play as many video games as possible.

Author:

Jeff Kinney

Grade Level:

Elementary

Lexile:

1010L

Length:

01:58

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (Unabridged)

Me Talk Pretty One Day

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David Sedaris' new collection of essays - including live recordings! - tells a most unconventional life story. It begins with a North Carolina childhood filled with speech-therapy classes ("There was the lisp, of course, but more troubling than that was my voice itself, with its excitable tone and high, girlish pitch") and unwanted guitar lessons taught by a midget.

Author:

David Sedaris

Grade Level:

High

Length:

05:52

Prom (Unabridged)

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High school senior Ashley Hannigan doesn't care about prom, but she's the exception. It's pretty much the only good thing at her urban Philadelphia high school, and everyone plans to make the most of it, especially Ash's best friend, Natalia, who's the head of the committee.

Author:

Laurie Halse Anderson

Grade Level:

High

Lexile:

690L

Length:

06:13

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