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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 9-12 (Unabridged)

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The world's funniest kindergartner is back with four more silly escapades in one audiobook!

Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook
Someone has taken Junie B.'s new black furry mittens! And they kept them! So when Junie B. finds a wonderful pen, she should be allowed to keep it, too. Right?

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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 9-12 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 21-22 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. does her best, but life just has so many interesting possibilities, which often land her in trouble with the teacher and her parents. No matter how mixed-up things get, one thing's for sure, you'll have a good laugh listening to Junie B.'s adventures!

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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 21-22 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 23-24 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. does her best, but life just has so many interesting possibilities, which often land her in trouble with the teacher and her parents. No matter how mixed-up things get, one thing's for sure, you'll have a good laugh listening to Junie B.'s adventures!

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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 23-24 (Unabridged)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Unabridged)

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Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher for the revised edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy who, for the last 15 years, has been posing as an out-of-work actor.

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1000L
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05:52
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Unabridged)

Scat (Unabridged)

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Mrs. Bunny Starch, the most feared biology teacher ever, was last seen during a field trip to Black Vine Swamp. The school's headmaster and the police seem to have accepted the sketchy, unsigned note explaining that her absence is due to a family emergency. There's no real evidence of foul play. But still, Nick and Marta don't buy it. Something weird is definitely going on.

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810L
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09:18
Scat (Unabridged)

Moving Day: Allie Finkle's Rules for Girls, Book 1 (Unabridged) [Unabridged Fiction]

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When nine-year-old Allie Finkle's parents announce that they are moving her and her brothers from their suburban split-level into an ancient Victorian in town, Allie is sure her life is over.

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850L
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04:14
Moving Day: Allie Finkle's Rules for Girls, Book 1 (Unabridged) [Unabridged  Fiction]

Front and Center (Unabridged)

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"After five months of sheer absolute craziness I was going back to being plain old background D.J. In photographs of course I'm always in the background...."

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980L
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05:55
Front and Center (Unabridged)

Frog and Toad Together

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Toad likes the flowers that Frog grew in his garden. Frog likes the chocolate chip cookies Toad baked. Frog and Toad are friends. Beginning readers will delight in these five stories about two friends who are always together.

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Frog and Toad Together

Agent Q, or the Smell of Danger!: A Pals in Peril Tale (Unabridged)

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It's time for Lily, Katie, and Jasper to head home from their exciting Delaware adventure, but the Awful Autarch's spies and goons are everywhere, and it's clear that *they* have other plans for our three intrepid heroes.

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760L
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05:08
Agent Q, or the Smell of Danger!: A Pals in Peril Tale (Unabridged)

Cloaked in Red (Unabridged)

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Humorous to horrifying versions of "Little Red Riding Hood" offer fantasy fiction with a unique contemporary voice.

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Cloaked in Red (Unabridged)

The Clue of the Linoleum Lederhosen

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After their last laser-beam-filled adventure, Lily, Jasper, and Katie have flown off for a restful stay at a distant mountain lodge. What a coincidence when they find the lodge teeming with characters from other middle-grade series novels, including the dashing Manley Boys and the boy-crazy Cutesy Dell twins. And when the Hooper Quints go missing, it looks like their vacation is over.

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The Clue of the Linoleum Lederhosen

The Game of Sunken Places (Unabridged)

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When Brian and Gregory receive an invitation to stay at a distant relative's strange mansion, well, they should know better than to go. Once there, they stumble upon The Game of Sunken Places, a board game that mirrors a greater game in which they have suddenly become players. Soon the boys are dealing with attitudinal trolls, warring kingdoms, and some very starchy britches.

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670L
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06:54
The Game of Sunken Places (Unabridged)

Jasper Dash and the Flame-Pits of Delaware: A Pals in Peril Tale (Unabridged)

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It is a land of wonders. It is a land of mystery. It is a land that time forgot (or chose specifically not to remember). Cut off from the civilized world for untold years by prohibitive interstate tolls at the New Jersey border, this land is called: Delaware.

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Jasper Dash and the Flame-Pits of Delaware: A Pals in Peril Tale (Unabridged)

The Legend of Spud Murphy/Tim und das Geheimnis von Knolle Murphy

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It's not easy to stay out of trouble when four brothers live under one rooftop. So nine-year-old Will's parents send him and his brother Marty, age ten, to the library three times a week, to the kids' absolute horror. After all, that's mean old librarian Spud Murphy's domain, who is rumored to use a "spud gun" on misbehaving kids.

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580L
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The Legend of Spud Murphy/Tim und das Geheimnis von Knolle Murphy

Sideways Stories from Wayside School (Unabridged)

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Wayside School was supposed to be built with 30 classrooms all next to each other in a row. Instead, the classrooms were stacked one on top of the other — 30 stories tall! Here are some hilarious and fun stories about the school, the teachers, and the students.

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Sideways Stories from Wayside School (Unabridged)

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