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Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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The hysterically funny, best-selling book comes to life in this smash-hit family comedy! Greg Heffley is headed for big things, but first he has to survive the scariest, most humiliating experience of any kid's life - middle school! That wont' be easy, considering he's surrounded by hairy-freckled morons, wedgie-loving bullies and a moldy slice of cheese with nuclear cooties!

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Elementary
Middle
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01:32
Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

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Greg Heffley, the kid who made "wimpy" cool, is back in this sidesplitting sequel based on the second installment of the best-selling book series! Having rid himself of the Cheese Touch, Greg enters the next grade with his confidence and friendships intact, and an eye on the new girl in town, Holly Hills. But at home, Greg is still at war with his older brother, Rodrick, so their parents have handed down the toughest "punishment" imaginable - forcing the boys to spend quality time with each other!

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Elementary
Middle
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01:39
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

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Everybody's favorite wimp, Greg Heffley (Zachary Gordon), is back for three times the fun in the latest film based on the super-popular book series! When Greg's dad (Steve Zahn) threatens to send him to military school if he doesn't stay out of trouble, Greg finds all-new ways to land himself in the doghouse! For starters, Greg's in over his head when he pretends to work at the swanky country club where Rowley's family has a membership.

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Grade Level: 
Elementary
Middle
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01:34
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

I Am Not Joey Pigza (Unabridged)

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Just when Joey Pigza's wired world finally seems to be under control, his good-for-nothing dad pops back into his life. This time, though, Carter Pigza is a new man - literally. After a lucky lotto win, he has a crazy new outlook on life, and he's even changed his name to Charles Heinz. He thinks Joey and his mom should become new people, too.

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Lexile: 
950L
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04:47
I Am Not Joey Pigza (Unabridged)

The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.

Don't.

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Lexile: 
1120L
Length: 
03:16
The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 (Unabridged)

The Bad Beginning, a Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 (Unabridged)

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Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it.

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Lexile: 
1010L
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02:30
The Bad Beginning, a Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 (Unabridged)

The End: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

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Lexile: 
NC1370L
Length: 
05:53
The End: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 (Unabridged)

The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


Like the previous books in A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be heard here but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to listen to.

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Lexile: 
1110L
Length: 
04:24
The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)

The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

Grade Level: 
Lexile: 
1120L
Length: 
06:00
The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 (Unabridged)

The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world.

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Lexile: 
1110L
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04:13
The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 (Unabridged)

The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to listen to this recording because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put down this audio instantaneously, because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet.

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Lexile: 
1000L
Length: 
02:56
The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 (Unabridged)

The Penultimate Peril: A Series of Unfortunate Events #12 (Unabridged)

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Lemony Snicket returns with the last book before the last book of his New York Times best-selling A Series of Unfortunate Events.

After any harrowing struggle, it is nice to consider checking into a hotel for a rest. In fact, this might be just the break Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire could use after their wearying deep-sea adventure.

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Lexile: 
NC1280L
Length: 
06:27
The Penultimate Peril: A Series of Unfortunate Events #12 (Unabridged)

The Slippery Slope: A Series of Unfortunate Events #10 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


Like handshakes or housepets, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up, and down, a range of strange and distressing mountains.

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Lexile: 
1150L
Length: 
06:01
The Slippery Slope: A Series of Unfortunate Events #10 (Unabridged)

The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


Nobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this program.

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Lexile: 
1080L
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04:18
The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 (Unabridged)

The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


I am sorry to say that the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.

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Lexile: 
1150L
Length: 
03:05
The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3 (Unabridged)

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