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Guys Write for Guys Read: Boys' Favorite Authors Write About Being Boys (Unabridged)

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This fast-paced, high-energy collection of short works features today's most popular writers and illustrators writing about what it means to be a guy. Contributors include Chris Crutcher, Stephen King, Matt Groening, Daniel Pinkwater, Neil Gaiman, and many more.

Guys Write for Guys Read: Boys' Favorite Authors Write About Being Boys (Unabridged)

Hey Kid, Want to Buy a Bridge?: Time Warp Trio, Book 11 (Unabridged)

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Everyone's favorite time-travelers are back! This time, the Trio end up in a different time but pretty much the same place: their hometown of Brooklyn in 1877.

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01:26
Hey Kid, Want to Buy a Bridge?: Time Warp Trio, Book 11 (Unabridged)

Cowboy and Octopus (Unabridged)

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Peanut butter and jelly. George and Martha. Frog and Toad. Cowboy and...Octopus? Yes, that's right. Meet Cowboy and Octopus - the next great pair to become a household name. Cowboy likes beans'n'bacon and bacon'n'beans. Octopus eats raw seafood. Octopus prefers knock-knock jokes, but Cowboy doesn't get them. How will these two ever be friends?

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00:07
Cowboy and Octopus (Unabridged)

Squids Will Be Squids (Unabridged)

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Sure we'd all love to be able to go around telling stories about all the weird, scary, and just plain annoying people that we know. But the truth is, no one likes a gossip. Here, the irrepressible Jon Scieszka has found a way around that problem: he just makes like Aesop and changes all the people to animals or food, adds a moral to each story, and calls the stories fables!

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AD650L
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00:21
Squids Will Be Squids (Unabridged)

A Whole Nother Story (Unabridged)

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The plan was simple. Ethan Cheeseman, along with his three smart, polite, and relatively odor-free children, would travel back in time to end a family curse and save their mother. Now that the LVR (a super-secret time machine) is working, it's easy peasy. Except they didn't account for one basic rule of science: Murphy's Law - if something can go wrong, it will.

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910L
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06:58
A Whole Nother Story (Unabridged)

The Wind In the Willows (Unabridged)

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These are the exploits of Toad and the efforts of his friends, Ratty, Mole, Badger, and Otter, to control the rascal.

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1140L
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05:19
The Wind In the Willows (Unabridged)

Mercy Watson to the Rescue (Unabridged)

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To Mr. and Mrs. Watson, Mercy is not just a pig, she's a porcine wonder. And to the portly and good-natured Mercy, the Watsons are an excellent source of buttered toast, not to mention that buttery-toast feeling she gets when she snuggles into bed with them. This is not, however, so good for the Watsons' bed. BOOM! CRACK! Welcome to the wry and endearing world of Mercy Watson.

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450L
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00:19
Mercy Watson to the Rescue (Unabridged)

Mercy Watson #4: Princess In Disguise (Unabridged)

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Mercy's in the pink for her fourth adventure!

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390L
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00:21
Mercy Watson #4: Princess In Disguise (Unabridged)

Mercy Watson #5: Mercy Watson Thinks Like a Pig (Unabridged) (Unabridged Fiction)

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Can Mercy Watson outwit...Animal Control? The porcine wonder's on the lam in her latest tongue-in-snout adventure!

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00:24
Mercy Watson #5: Mercy Watson Thinks Like a Pig (Unabridged) (Unabridged  Fiction)

Something Wonky This Way Comes: Mercy Watson #6 (Unabridged)

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Mr. and Mrs. Watson and their porcine wonder, Mercy, are off to the Bijou Drive-In. What will happen when the Lincoln Sisters, Frank, Stella, and a gaggle of familiar characters get the same idea for a night out? With the tempting scent of hot buttered popcorn wafting through the air, everyone's favorite pig leads the way in this hilarious romp featuring movies, mayhem, and Mercy!

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Something Wonky This Way Comes: Mercy Watson #6 (Unabridged)

The Best School Year Ever (Unabridged)

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The Worst Kids in the History of the World!

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02:09
The Best School Year Ever (Unabridged)

The Wednesday Wars (Unabridged)

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Holling Hoodhood is really in for it. He's just started seventh grade with Mrs. Baker, a teacher he knows is out to get him.

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990L
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07:28
The Wednesday Wars (Unabridged)

Dairy Queen (Unabridged)

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When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said.

Harsh words indeed, from Brian Nelson of all people. But, D.J. can't help admitting, maybe he's right.

When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said.

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990L
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06:09
Dairy Queen (Unabridged)

The Emperor's New Clothes (Unabridged)

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A vain emperor who loves new clothes wears a royal robe created especially for him by two swindlers.

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The Emperor's New Clothes (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 3-4 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. does her best, but life just has so many interesting possibilities, which often land her in trouble with the teacher and her parents. No matter how mixed-up things get, one thing's for sure, you'll have a good laugh listening to Junie B.'s adventures!

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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 3-4 (Unabridged)

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