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The Slippery Slope: A Series of Unfortunate Events #10 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

Like handshakes or housepets, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up, and down, a range of strange and distressing mountains.

Author:

Lemony Snicket

Grade Level:

Middle

Lexile:

1150L

Length:

06:01

The Slippery Slope: A Series of Unfortunate Events #10 (Unabridged)

The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

Nobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this program.

Author:

Lemony Snicket

Grade Level:

Elementary

Middle

Lexile:

1080L

Length:

04:18

The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 (Unabridged)

The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

I am sorry to say that the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.

Author:

Lemony Snicket

Grade Level:

Middle

Lexile:

1150L

Length:

03:05

The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3 (Unabridged)

The Bad Beginning, a Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 (Unabridged)

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Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it.

Author:

Lemony Snicket

Grade Level:

Middle

Lexile:

1010L

Length:

02:30

The Bad Beginning, a Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 (Unabridged)

The Carnivorous Carnival: A Series of Unfortunate Events #9 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

The word "carnivorous", which appears in the title of this book, means "meat-eating", and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.

Author:

Lemony Snicket

Grade Level:

Middle

Lexile:

1120L

Length:

04:51

The Carnivorous Carnival: A Series of Unfortunate Events #9 (Unabridged)

The End: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

Author:

Lemony Snicket

Grade Level:

Middle

Lexile:

NC1370L

Length:

05:53

The End: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 (Unabridged)

The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

Like the previous books in A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be heard here but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to listen to.

Author:

Lemony Snicket

Grade Level:

Elementary

Middle

Lexile:

1110L

Length:

04:24

The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)

The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.

Don't.

Author:

Lemony Snicket

Grade Level:

Middle

Lexile:

1120L

Length:

03:16

The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 (Unabridged)

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Book 2)

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The Dursleys were so mean and hideous that summer that all Harry Potter wanted was to get back to the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. But just as he's packing his bags, Harry receives a warning from a strange, impish creature named Dobby who says that if Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts, disaster will strike.

Author:

J.K. Rowling

Grade Level:

Elementary

Middle

Lexile:

940L

Length:

09:02

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Book 2)

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