Imagination

The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales (Unabridged)

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Fairy tales are just for little kids, aren't they? Not when they're twisted around and retold in versions tailor-made for a second- or third-grader's sense of humor! From "Little Red Running Shorts" to "The Princess and the Bowling Ball," readers will delight as the familiar becomes ridiculous — in both words and pictures.

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520L
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00:22
The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales (Unabridged)

The End: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

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NC1370L
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05:53
The End: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 (Unabridged)

The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


Like the previous books in A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be heard here but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to listen to.

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Lexile: 
1110L
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04:24
The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 (Unabridged)

The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world.

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1110L
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04:13
The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 (Unabridged)

The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,

I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to listen to this recording because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put down this audio instantaneously, because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet.

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1000L
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02:56
The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 (Unabridged)

Lady Friday: Keys to the Kingdom #5 (Unabridged)

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Four of the seven Trustees have been defeated and their Keys taken, but for Arthur, the week is still getting worse. Suzy Blue and Fred Gold Numbers have been captured by the Piper, and his New Nithling army still controls most of the Great Maze. Superior Saturday is causing trouble wherever she can, including turning off all the elevators in the House and blocking the Front Door.

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940L
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07:11
Lady Friday: Keys to the Kingdom #5 (Unabridged)

Mister Monday: The Keys to the Kingdom, Book 1 (Unabridged)

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Arthur Penhaligon is not supposed to be a hero. He is, in fact, supposed to die an early death. But then his life is saved by a key shaped like the minute hand of a clock.

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800L
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08:04
Mister Monday: The Keys to the Kingdom, Book 1 (Unabridged)

Sir Thursday: Keys to the Kingdom, Book 4 (Unabridged)

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On the fourth day there was war. Following their adventures in the Border Sea, Arthur and Leaf head for home. But only Leaf gets through the front door. Arthur is blocked because someone, or something, has assumed his identity and is taking over his life. Before Arthur can take action, he is drafted by Sir Thursday and forced to join the Glorious Army of the Architect.

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980L
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07:52
Sir Thursday: Keys to the Kingdom, Book 4 (Unabridged)

Superior Saturday: Keys to the Kingdom, Book 6 (Unabridged)

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On the sixth day, there was sorcery.

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930L
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06:07
Superior Saturday: Keys to the Kingdom, Book 6 (Unabridged)

The School Story (Unabridged)

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Twelve-year-old Natalie Nelson has written a powerful school story. It's a short novel called "The Cheater," and her best friend Zoe is certain it should be published. All Natalie has to do is give the manuscript to her mom, an editor at a big publishing house. However, Natalie doesn't want any favors from her mom. Still, Zoe won't drop the idea.

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760L
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03:18
The School Story (Unabridged)

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