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Let's Do Nothing!

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Frankie and Sal have already played every sport and board game invented, baked and eaten batches of cookies, and painted a zillion pictures. What's left to do? Nothing! Ten seconds of nothing! Can they do it? Can they act like stone statues in the park? Can they simply hold their breath and not blink an eye? With a wink to the reader and a command of visual humor, feature film animator Tony Fucile demonstrates the Zen-like art of doing nothing...oops! Couldn't do it!



Keywords: boredom, playtime, imagination, friends

Let's Do Nothing!

Miss Malarkey Doesn't Live in Room 10

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I know my teacher, Miss Malarkey, lives in our classroom, Room 10. She's there all the time. In fact, all the teachers live at school. They eat dinner in the cafeteria and sleep in the teachers' lounge. I'm sure of it!

So why is Miss Malarkey moving into my apartment house?...

What could be more surprising than finding out your teacher has a life outside school? In Miss Malarkey Doesn't Live in Room 10, Judy Finchler and Kevin O'Malley celebrate kids' comic misunderstandings about the private lives of teachers.



Miss Malarkey Doesn't Live in Room 10

Ogre Fun

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One sluggish afternoon young Gronny decides to scare up some fun for his ogre friends and family. Instead, he catches a contagious case of yawns from a deceptively safe-looking creature in a playground, and he brings them back to the ogre homestead, where no one has ever seen a yawn before. The yawns spread like crazy and inspire ogre hysterics.

Ogre Fun

Pigs

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TumbleBook narrated by Robert Munsch! Megan is told to feed the pigs, but not to open the gate. She does of course, and the results are hilarious as the pigs help themselves to coffee and the newspaper at the breakfast table, follow Megan to school, and ride home by way of the school bus


Pigs

The Paper Bag Princess

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This bestselling modern classic features a princess who rescues a very snooty—and ungrateful—prince.

Features narration by author, Robert Munsch!



Keywords: Munsch, princess, paper bag, prince, dragon, fantasy

The Paper Bag Princess

Wait and See

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It’s Olivia’s birthday and she is getting EVERYTHING she wishes for! But every time she blows out the candles, her wish makes a BIG mess! Can birthday cake after birthday cake, after birthday cake, make things right again?…wait and see, as Olivia says!
TumbleBook is narrated by Robert Munsch!


Wait and See

Boy Soup

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When Giant wakes up with a big hurting head and a sore raspy throat, he finds the cure is a bowl of Boy Soup! Giant captures five boys and Kate, who all protest his plan. But Kate soon comes up with her own remedy and convinces the Giant that the soup should be made, not of boys, but by boys. Narrated by author!

Special thanks to grade 1 and 2 students at Pope John Paul II School of the Simcoe County Catholic School Board in Barrie, Ontario for recording the Audio Quiz!!

Boy Soup

Miss Malarkey Won't Be in Today

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Miss Malarkey is back (Miss Malarkey Doesn't Live in Room 10) and this time SHE is the one with the over-active imagination! Stuck at home, delirious and helplessly sick, Miss Malarkey can't help but worry about which substitute Principal Wiggins has called in. Is it that ex-drill sergeant, Mr. Doberman? Or that timid push-over, Mr. Lemonjello? Her imagination starts running wild, conjuring up all sorts of outrageous and chaotic scenarios.

Miss Malarkey Won't Be in Today

How I Became a Pirate

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When Braid Beard's pirate crew invites Jeremy Jacob to join their voyage, he jumps right on board. Buried treasure, sea chanteys, pirate talk--who wouldn't go along? Soon Jeremy Jacob knows all about being a pirate. He throws his food across the table and his manners to the wind. He hollers like thunder and laughs off bedtime. It's the heave-ho, blow-the-man-down, very best time of his life. Until he finds out what pirates don't do--no reading bedtime stories, no tucking kids in. . . . Maybe being a pirate isn't so great after all.

How I Became a Pirate

Toopy and Binoo: Funny Halloween

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Toopy and Binoo celebrate Halloween together. The result is...funny, of course!


Toopy and Binoo: Funny Halloween

Toopy and Binoo: The Big Race

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Toopy and Binoo are ready for the biggest race in the world. Who will be the first to reach the finish line? Wait and see!


Toopy and Binoo: The Big Race

Toopy and Binoo: Toopy's Story

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What does a very tired Toopy do when the last page of a book is missing? He invents a new ending, of course!


Toopy and Binoo: Toopy's Story

Toopy and Binoo: Robinson Toopy

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Robinson Toopy and his inseparable companion, Binoo have landed on a deserted island. Wait! Did we say Deserted??? Hmmm...

Toopy and Binoo: Robinson Toopy

Toopy and Binoo: Toopy Goes Bananas

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Having a snack can be as simple as choosing between an apple and a banana. But in Toopy's case, it becomes a big adventure!

Toopy and Binoo: Toopy Goes Bananas

Duck! Rabbit!

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Duck! Rabbit! -- From the award-winning author of Little Pea, Little Hoot, and Little Oink comes a clever take on the age-old optical illusion: is it a duck or a rabbit? Depends on how you look at it! Readers will find more than just Amy Krouse Rosenthal's signature humor here—there's also a subtle lesson for kids who don't know when to let go of an argument. A smart, simple story that will make readers of all ages eager to take a side, Duck! Rabbit! makes it easy to agree on one thing—reading it again!



Duck! Rabbit!