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Splat the Cat

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Splat is concerned his first day at cat school will not go well, so he takes along his mouse pal, Seymour.

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Primary
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0:09
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How Do Dinosaurs Go to School?

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School has never been so much fun! Come along for a very unusual day and laugh out loud as the dinosaurs enjoy story time, show-and-tell and recess. Narrated by Jane Yolen.

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Primary
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0:09
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The Gym Teacher from the Black Lagoon

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There is a new gym teacher coming to school. The kids say he is a real monster! Imagine their surprise when they discover he is a regular guy...and they actually like gym. Narrated by Joey Stack.

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Primary
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0:09
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Open Wide, Tooth School Inside

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This witty movie makes learning about teeth entertaining and interesting.  The teacher, Dr.

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Primary
Elementary
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00:18
Open Wide, Tooth School Inside

The Librarian from the Black Lagoon

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The stories circulating about the school library are downright terrifying. The librarian, Mrs. Beamster, is said to laminate people who talk or whisper.

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Primary
Elementary
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00:10
The Librarian from the Black Lagoon

Smartypants (Pete in School)

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Having a dog in class is always a clue that it is going to be an interesting day, especially when the dog in question, and the one with all the answers, is Pete.

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Primary
Elementary
Length: 
00:16
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The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 (Unabridged)

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Dear Listener,


If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.

Don't.

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1120L
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03:16
The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 (Unabridged)

Forever Amber Brown (Unabridged)

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Amber's life has changed dramatically: her parents are divorced, her father lives in France, her best friend has moved to another state, and now her mother must decide whether to remarry.

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660L
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01:06
Forever Amber Brown (Unabridged)

Frindle (Unabridged)

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He really just likes to liven things up at school -- and he's always had plenty of great ideas. When Nick learns some interesting information about how words are created, suddenly he's got the inspiration for his best plan ever: the frindle. Who says a pen has to be called a pen? Why not call it a frindle? Things begin innocently enough as Nick gets his friends to use the new word.

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830L
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03:21
Frindle (Unabridged)

Matilda (Unabridged)

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"The Trunchbull" is no match for Matilda! Matilda is a sweet, exceptional young girl, but her parents think she's just a nuisance. She expects school to be different but there she has to face Miss Trunchbull, a kid-hating terror of a headmistress. When Matilda is attacked by the Trunchbull she suddenly discovers she has a remarkable power with which to fight back.

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840L
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04:02
Matilda (Unabridged)

Guys Write for Guys Read: Boys' Favorite Authors Write About Being Boys (Unabridged)

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This fast-paced, high-energy collection of short works features today's most popular writers and illustrators writing about what it means to be a guy. Contributors include Chris Crutcher, Stephen King, Matt Groening, Daniel Pinkwater, Neil Gaiman, and many more.

Guys Write for Guys Read: Boys' Favorite Authors Write About Being Boys (Unabridged)

The Best School Year Ever (Unabridged)

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The Worst Kids in the History of the World!

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1020L
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02:09
The Best School Year Ever (Unabridged)

Happy Endings

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Yikes! When the suffixes hear that the students will tackle word endings after lunch, they head to the gym and prepare to defend themselves. Meanwhile, Mr. Wright discovers the lesson has disappeared. He threatens the kids with no summer vacation unless they find the word endings. The class scrambles to track down the endings, quickly hanging up (suffix-less) wanted posters all over the school. Relived to know the kids' true intentions, the suffixes leave clues around the school that help save summer vacation and teach the kids a lesson they'll never forget — a very happy ending!

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Happy Endings