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A Whole Nother Story (Unabridged)

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The plan was simple. Ethan Cheeseman, along with his three smart, polite, and relatively odor-free children, would travel back in time to end a family curse and save their mother. Now that the LVR (a super-secret time machine) is working, it's easy peasy. Except they didn't account for one basic rule of science: Murphy's Law - if something can go wrong, it will.

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910L
Length: 
06:58
A Whole Nother Story (Unabridged)

The Wind In the Willows (Unabridged)

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These are the exploits of Toad and the efforts of his friends, Ratty, Mole, Badger, and Otter, to control the rascal.

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Lexile: 
1140L
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05:19
The Wind In the Willows (Unabridged)

Mercy Watson #4: Princess In Disguise (Unabridged)

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Mercy's in the pink for her fourth adventure!

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390L
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00:21
Mercy Watson #4: Princess In Disguise (Unabridged)

Something Wonky This Way Comes: Mercy Watson #6 (Unabridged)

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Mr. and Mrs. Watson and their porcine wonder, Mercy, are off to the Bijou Drive-In. What will happen when the Lincoln Sisters, Frank, Stella, and a gaggle of familiar characters get the same idea for a night out? With the tempting scent of hot buttered popcorn wafting through the air, everyone's favorite pig leads the way in this hilarious romp featuring movies, mayhem, and Mercy!

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Something Wonky This Way Comes: Mercy Watson #6 (Unabridged)

The Best School Year Ever (Unabridged)

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The Worst Kids in the History of the World!

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Lexile: 
1020L
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02:09
The Best School Year Ever (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 3-4 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. does her best, but life just has so many interesting possibilities, which often land her in trouble with the teacher and her parents. No matter how mixed-up things get, one thing's for sure, you'll have a good laugh listening to Junie B.'s adventures!

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01:16
Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 3-4 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 9-12 (Unabridged)

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The world's funniest kindergartner is back with four more silly escapades in one audiobook!

Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook
Someone has taken Junie B.'s new black furry mittens! And they kept them! So when Junie B. finds a wonderful pen, she should be allowed to keep it, too. Right?

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02:38
Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 9-12 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 21-22 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. does her best, but life just has so many interesting possibilities, which often land her in trouble with the teacher and her parents. No matter how mixed-up things get, one thing's for sure, you'll have a good laugh listening to Junie B.'s adventures!

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01:48
Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 21-22 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 23-24 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. does her best, but life just has so many interesting possibilities, which often land her in trouble with the teacher and her parents. No matter how mixed-up things get, one thing's for sure, you'll have a good laugh listening to Junie B.'s adventures!

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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 23-24 (Unabridged)

Moving Day: Allie Finkle's Rules for Girls, Book 1 (Unabridged) [Unabridged Fiction]

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When nine-year-old Allie Finkle's parents announce that they are moving her and her brothers from their suburban split-level into an ancient Victorian in town, Allie is sure her life is over.

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850L
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04:14
Moving Day: Allie Finkle's Rules for Girls, Book 1 (Unabridged) [Unabridged  Fiction]

Agent Q, or the Smell of Danger!: A Pals in Peril Tale (Unabridged)

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It's time for Lily, Katie, and Jasper to head home from their exciting Delaware adventure, but the Awful Autarch's spies and goons are everywhere, and it's clear that *they* have other plans for our three intrepid heroes.

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Lexile: 
760L
Length: 
05:08
Agent Q, or the Smell of Danger!: A Pals in Peril Tale (Unabridged)

The Clue of the Linoleum Lederhosen

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After their last laser-beam-filled adventure, Lily, Jasper, and Katie have flown off for a restful stay at a distant mountain lodge. What a coincidence when they find the lodge teeming with characters from other middle-grade series novels, including the dashing Manley Boys and the boy-crazy Cutesy Dell twins. And when the Hooper Quints go missing, it looks like their vacation is over.

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750L
Length: 
03:50
The Clue of the Linoleum Lederhosen

The Game of Sunken Places (Unabridged)

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When Brian and Gregory receive an invitation to stay at a distant relative's strange mansion, well, they should know better than to go. Once there, they stumble upon The Game of Sunken Places, a board game that mirrors a greater game in which they have suddenly become players. Soon the boys are dealing with attitudinal trolls, warring kingdoms, and some very starchy britches.

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670L
Length: 
06:54
The Game of Sunken Places (Unabridged)

Jasper Dash and the Flame-Pits of Delaware: A Pals in Peril Tale (Unabridged)

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It is a land of wonders. It is a land of mystery. It is a land that time forgot (or chose specifically not to remember). Cut off from the civilized world for untold years by prohibitive interstate tolls at the New Jersey border, this land is called: Delaware.

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Jasper Dash and the Flame-Pits of Delaware: A Pals in Peril Tale (Unabridged)

The Legend of Spud Murphy/Tim und das Geheimnis von Knolle Murphy

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It's not easy to stay out of trouble when four brothers live under one rooftop. So nine-year-old Will's parents send him and his brother Marty, age ten, to the library three times a week, to the kids' absolute horror. After all, that's mean old librarian Spud Murphy's domain, who is rumored to use a "spud gun" on misbehaving kids.

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580L
Length: 
01:49
The Legend of Spud Murphy/Tim und das Geheimnis von Knolle Murphy

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