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The Julian Stories (Unabridged)

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Julian just can't resist a taste of the wonderful lemon pudding his father has made. But as he and his little brother, Huey, taste just a little bit more, the pudding is suddenly all gone!

This is a collection of six funny and lively tales.

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00:43
The Julian Stories (Unabridged)

Your Mother Was a Neanderthal: Time Warp Trio, Book 4 (Unabridged)

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Everyone's favorite time-travelers are changing their style! The Time Warp Trio® series now features brand-new, eye-catching art in a modern design, sure to appeal to longtime fans and those new to Jon Scieszka's wacky brand of humor.

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610L
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01:35
Your Mother Was a Neanderthal: Time Warp Trio, Book 4 (Unabridged)

How to Eat Fried Worms (Unabridged)

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Because of a bet, Billy is in the uncomfortable position of having to eat 15 worms in 15 days. The worms are supplied by his opponent, whose motto is "The bigger and juicier, the better!" At first Billy's problem is whether or not he can swallow the worm placed before him, even with a choice of condiments from peanut butter to horseradish.

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650L
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01:54
How to Eat Fried Worms (Unabridged)

Judy Blume: Collection #1: Freckle Juice & The One in the Middle is a Green Kangaroo (Unabridged)

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Two classic Judy Blume titles are available together!

How exactly does one get freckles? For 50 cents, know-it-all Sharon has the answer: a secret family freckle recipe.

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Judy Blume: Collection #1: Freckle Juice & The One in the Middle is a Green Kangaroo (Unabridged)

A Walk in the Woods (Abridged Nonfiction)

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"Not long after I moved with my family to a small town in New Hampshire, I happened upon a path that vanished into a wood on the edge of town." So begins Bill Bryson's hilarious book, A Walk in the Woods.

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1210L
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05:59
A Walk in the Woods (Abridged Nonfiction)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth (Unabridged)

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Jeff Kinney's tales featuring wise-cracking middle schooler Greg Heffley have reached number-one on the New York Times best-seller list, inspired a major motion picture, and been translated into dozens of languages. Greg has endured countless horrors - girls, bullies, jocks, oblivious parents, wrestling in gym class, even the dreaded Cheese Touch - the past few years.

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1000L
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01:56
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth (Unabridged)

Skippyjon Jones and the Big Bones (Unabridged)

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Holy guacamole! Skippyjon Jones is crazy-loco for dinosaurs! The kitty boy enters (via his closet) the land of dinosaurs in search of the fabled Skipposaurus. Instead he runs into his old amigos, the Chimichango gang. When a T-Mex threatens the pack, it's El Skippito, the great sword fighter, to the rescue.

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AD680L
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00:10
Skippyjon Jones and the Big Bones (Unabridged)

Skippyjon Jones In the Dog-House (Unabridged)

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The Siamese kitty boy with the gigantico imagination has returned for another loco adventure. In his room for a time-out, Skippyjon Jones lets his imagination take him to a shack where his Chihuahua friends are yipping and yapping and hiding out from the Bad Bobble-ito, who has taken over their doghouse.

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AD690L
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00:09
Skippyjon Jones In the Dog-House (Unabridged)

Skippyjon Jones In Mummy Trouble (Unabridged)

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El Skippito is back! Avoiding a lecture from Mama Junebug, the kitty boy slips into his closet - and finds himself in ancient Egypt! His doggy pals, Los Chimichangos, want to visit the Under Mundo - the underworld - where mummitos rest in peas. But they need El Skippito's brains and courage to answer the riddle of the Finx and enter the mummy's tomb.

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AD690L
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00:10
Skippyjon Jones In Mummy Trouble (Unabridged)

Hedgie Blasts Off (Unabridged)

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More than anything, Hedgie wants to be an astronaut and travel into space. He gets his chance the day the geyser, Big Sparkler, starts to sputter and fade, disappointing all the alien tourists, who fly to the tiny planet of Mikkop to throw coins into Big Sparkler and look at the strange flowers that survive on its sparkles.

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600L
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00:08
Hedgie Blasts Off (Unabridged)

Superfudge (Unabridged)

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He knows a lot of big words, but he doesn't know where babies come from. He's never heard of a stork, but he plans to be a bird when he grows up. He's Superfudge, otherwise known as Farley Drexel Hatcher. And, according to his older brother, Peter, the biggest pain invented. Among other things.

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560L
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03:09
Superfudge (Unabridged)

Double Fudge (Unabridged)

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"Money, money, money...I love money, money, money" is Fudge's new theme song. He's drawing dollar signs for breakfast, thumbing through catalogs at bedtime, and making enough "Fudge Bucks" so he can buy the whole world (or at least Toys "R" Us). Fudge's latest obsession is driving his brother, Peter, crazy!

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450L
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04:40
Double Fudge (Unabridged)

Pinkalicious (Unabridged)

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Pink, pink, pink. More than anything, Pinkalicious loves pink, especially pink cupcakes. Her parents warn her not to eat too many of them, but when Pinkalicious does...she turns pink! What to do?

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AD560L
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00:08
Pinkalicious (Unabridged)

Fancy Nancy (Unabridged)

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Meet Nancy, who believes that more is ALWAYS better when it comes to being fancy. From the top of her tiara down to her sparkly studded shoes, Nancy is determined to teach her family a thing or two about being fancy.

How Nancy transforms her parents and little sister for one enchanted evening makes for a story that is funny and warm — with or without the frills.

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420L
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00:06

Fancy Nancy and the Posh Puppy (Unabridged)

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Fancy Nancy is back! And when her family decides to get a dog, she's certain she can be fancier than ever. After all, a papillon - a small, delicate, fluffy dog - is the ultimate accessory. But her family wants a large, plain dog. How unglamorous!

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AD320L
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00:06
Fancy Nancy and the Posh Puppy (Unabridged)

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