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James and the Giant Peach (Unabridged)

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A little magic can take you a long way.

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870L
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02:42
James and the Giant Peach (Unabridged)

Prom (Unabridged)

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High school senior Ashley Hannigan doesn't care about prom, but she's the exception. It's pretty much the only good thing at her urban Philadelphia high school, and everyone plans to make the most of it, especially Ash's best friend, Natalia, who's the head of the committee.

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690L
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06:13
Prom (Unabridged)

Soup (Unabridged)

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With over a dozen books now in the wildly popular Soup series, Robert Newton Peck started it all with this hilarious account of the nonstop mischief he and his best friend Soup got into as children in 1920s Vermont. You'll learn all about the time Soup taught Rob how to whack apples, only to wind up breaking a church's stained-glass window!

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740L
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03:19
Soup (Unabridged)

Just So Stories: How the Camel Got His Hump (Unabridged)

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A classic fable from Rudyard Kipling's Just So Stories, read by Johnny Morris.

Have you ever wondered how and why the animals came to be as they are? In these magical tales, drawn from stories he heard as a child in India as well as on folk traditions he later collected all over the world, Rudyard Kipling gives some wonderfully imaginative explanations.

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1060L
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00:07
Just So Stories: How the Camel Got His Hump (Unabridged)

Me Talk Pretty One Day

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David Sedaris' new collection of essays - including live recordings! - tells a most unconventional life story. It begins with a North Carolina childhood filled with speech-therapy classes ("There was the lisp, of course, but more troubling than that was my voice itself, with its excitable tone and high, girlish pitch") and unwanted guitar lessons taught by a midget.

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05:52
Me Talk Pretty One Day

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (Unabridged)

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Jeff Kinney's Wimpy Kid series is a publishing phenomenon, having reached number-one on the New York Times best-seller list. This fourth hilarious installment finds Greg Heffley approaching summer vacation with a clear plan: Stay inside and play as many video games as possible.

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1010L
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01:58
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (Unabridged)

Pet Show! (Unabridged)

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Archie needs to come up with a pet in a hurry for the neighborhood pet show. A timeless story.

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AD370L
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00:06
Pet Show! (Unabridged)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Now With Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! (Unabridged)

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"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains." So begins Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an expanded edition of the beloved Jane Austen novel featuring all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem.

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1070L
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11:07
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Now With Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! (Unabridged)

How to Train Your Dragon

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In the first volume of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's misadventures, ten-year-old Viking Hero Hiccup tries to pass the initiation test for his tribe, the Hairy Hooligans, by catching and training a dragon. Hiccup becomes involved with more than he bargained for when two large sea dragons visit his home island of Berk.

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990L
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03:30
How to Train Your Dragon

How to Speak Dragonese

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In this volume of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's misadventures, Hiccup's dragon, Toothless, is captured when Hiccup and Fishlegs encounter a Roman ship. Hiccup must collect on a favor owed to him and face Sharkworms while dealing with a former foe and rescuing Toothless.

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980L
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03:12
How to Speak Dragonese

How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse

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In his 4th sidesplitting adventure, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III must rescue his best friend, Fishlegs, from the deadly disease Vorpentitis. The only cure is rare and almost impossible to find: a potato. But where will Hiccup find such a thing? He'll have to dodge the terrible Sharkworms, battle Doomfangs, and outwit crazy Hooligans if he's going to be a Hero...again.

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1040L
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03:19
How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse

How to Be a Pirate

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n this companion to the popular How to Train Your Dragon, Hiccup Horrendous III is now a pirate in training with the Hairy Hooligan tribe. Witty dialogue, slapstick humor, and energetic drawings make this action-packed tale ideal for the adventurous.

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990L
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02:53
How to Be a Pirate

Everything On a Waffle (Unabridged)

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Primrose Squarp simply knows her parents did not perish at sea during a terrible storm, despite what the other residents of Coal Harbour believe. For all practical purposes, Primrose is an orphan, and there's no great clamoring of prospective adopters.

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950L
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03:15
Everything On a Waffle (Unabridged)

The Bunnicula Collection: Books 1-3 (Unabridged)

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Each story in this popular and critically acclaimed series has been read by the talented actor, Victor Garber. Now fans who can't get enough of the vampire bunny, Bunnicula, will have something new to add to their collection.

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700L
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06:44
The Bunnicula Collection: Books 1-3 (Unabridged)

The Julian Stories (Unabridged)

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Julian just can't resist a taste of the wonderful lemon pudding his father has made. But as he and his little brother, Huey, taste just a little bit more, the pudding is suddenly all gone!

This is a collection of six funny and lively tales.

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The Julian Stories (Unabridged)

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