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Ramona the Pest (Unabridged)

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Ramona Quimby is thrilled to be starting kindergarten. She likes a little boy named Davy so much she wants to kiss him, and she loves Susan's beautiful curls so much she wants to pull them to see them boing. Her teacher even promises her a present just for sitting still! So how does Ramona get in trouble? Well, anyone who knows Ramona knows that she is never a pest on purpose.

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850L
Length: 
02:35
Ramona the Pest (Unabridged)

Henry Huggins (Unabridged)

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Genuinely funny books for children are few and far between. So, when a story like Henry Huggins comes along, it comes to stay. Children everywhere see themselves in this irresistible boy's adventures.

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Lexile: 
670L
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02:30
Henry Huggins (Unabridged)

Ramona and Her Mother (Unabridged)

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Ramona feels this is the awkward age - too little to stay by herself after school when her mother is at work, but too big to enjoy playing with pesty Willa Jean at her sitter's house. These days, all Ramona really wants is to twitch her nose and be her mother's little rabbit like she used to be. Can't she be her mother's little girl forever?

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Lexile: 
860L
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02:18
Ramona and Her Mother (Unabridged)

Ramona the Brave (Unabridged)

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Ramona is happy to have a new bedroom all to herself - during the day, at least. It's not as easy to be brave when there might be ghostly, boneless gorillas oozing under the door at night. Then there is the big, mean dog that steals Ramona's shoe on her way to school. Any other first grader might be frightened.

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Lexile: 
820L
Length: 
02:18
Ramona the Brave (Unabridged)

Ralph S. Mouse (Unabridged)

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When Ralph and his pesky cousins accidentally make a mess at the Mountain View Inn, Ralph decides that he'd better take his motorcycle and leave. He persuades his young pal Ryan to take him to school, where Ralph is an instant hit with Ryan's classmates. But Ralph doesn't like being told what to do. Worse than that, his precious motorcycle gets broken. Is Ralph stuck at school forever?

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Lexile: 
860L
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01:56
Ralph S. Mouse (Unabridged)

Ramona's World (Unabridged)

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The Best Year Ever!

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Lexile: 
750L
Length: 
02:58
Ramona's World (Unabridged)

Ramona and Her Father (Unabridged)

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When her father loses his job, Ramona decides to help out. Maybe she could earn a million dollars making a TV commercial, or get her father to stop smoking to save money (and his lungs). She is full of ideas. Some work, some don't. But when her father says he wouldn't trade her for a million dollars, Ramona knows all is right in her world.

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840L
Length: 
02:08
Ramona and Her Father (Unabridged)

Horrible Harry and the Triple Revenge (Unabridged)

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Horrible Harry has caused a lot of trouble at school, but this time, he's taken it to a new level. When Sid ruins an origami insect Song Lee made, Harry defends her - by targeting Sid for some serious revenge. No one knows when, where, or how, but Harry is determined to get back at Sid! Will it be on Pajama Day, when the kids wear their PJs to school? Will it happen in Room 3B?

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470L
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00:39
Horrible Harry and the Triple Revenge (Unabridged)

Horrible Harry Cracks the Code (Unabridged)

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Horrible Harry thinks he's the world's second-best detective (second to Sherlock Holmes, of course), but the rest of the kids in Room 3B aren't as sure. So he's determined to prove himself by solving the latest mystery at South School: a cafeteria contest has just begun, and Harry wants to figure out how to win it. He knows Mrs.

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540L
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00:44
Horrible Harry Cracks the Code (Unabridged)

Horrible Harry and the Dead Letters (Unabridged)

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Beginning chapter book readers cherish Suzy Kline for her beloved - and unfailingly humorous - Horrible Harry books. In Harry's latest romp, a mailbox is donated to Room 3B so the curious tykes can learn how the mail is delivered. But when a little sneak thief starts using the box to pilfer bookmarks, Harry sets out to find the culprit.

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500L
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00:45
Horrible Harry and the Dead Letters (Unabridged)

Horrible Harry on the Ropes (Unabridged)

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Acclaimed children's author Suzy Kline has written more than 20 of the ever-popular Horrible Harry books for beginning readers. In Horrible Harry on the Ropes, everybody's favorite third grader is staring down the most frightening thing he's ever seen: the climbing rope at gym class. Harry doesn't even want to touch the rope, much less climb it.

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460L
Length: 
00:43
Horrible Harry on the Ropes (Unabridged)

Horrible Harry Goes Cuckoo (Unabridged)

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Suzy Kline's zany Horrible Harry books continue to delight young readers. The 25th entry in the series finds Harry once again up to his ears in problems. Harry has an overdue library book and a classmate just won't stop calling him names. He's last in line to be the room 3B VIP and to top it all off, it's cold and icy out, which means outdoor recess has been cancelled.

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530L
Length: 
00:50
Horrible Harry Goes Cuckoo (Unabridged)

Horrible Harry Bugs the Three Bears (Unabridged)

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Horrible Harry has always loved insects, and he's recently discovered a new favorite: earwigs! When he tries to share his passion for the creepy critters, though, no one but Song Lee will listen to him.

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430L
Length: 
00:48
Horrible Harry Bugs the Three Bears (Unabridged)

Mr. Popper's Penguins (Unabridged)

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The 1938 classic tells the story of Mr. Popper, the small-town housepainter who dreamed of exploring Antarctic regions, and Captain Cook, the redoubtable penguin who turned Mr. Popper's world upside down.

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Lexile: 
910L
Length: 
02:15
Mr. Popper's Penguins (Unabridged)

The Unfinished Angel (Unabridged)

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Peoples are strange! The things they are doing and saying - sometimes they make no sense. Did their brains fall out of their heads? And why so much saying, so much talking all the time day and night, all those words spilling out of those mouths? Why so much? Why don't they be quiet?

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810L
Length: 
02:22
The Unfinished Angel (Unabridged)

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