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How to Eat Fried Worms (Unabridged)

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Because of a bet, Billy is in the uncomfortable position of having to eat 15 worms in 15 days. The worms are supplied by his opponent, whose motto is "The bigger and juicier, the better!" At first Billy's problem is whether or not he can swallow the worm placed before him, even with a choice of condiments from peanut butter to horseradish.

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650L
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01:54
How to Eat Fried Worms (Unabridged)

Judy Blume: Collection #1: Freckle Juice & The One in the Middle is a Green Kangaroo (Unabridged)

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Two classic Judy Blume titles are available together!

How exactly does one get freckles? For 50 cents, know-it-all Sharon has the answer: a secret family freckle recipe.

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Judy Blume: Collection #1: Freckle Juice & The One in the Middle is a Green Kangaroo (Unabridged)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth (Unabridged)

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Jeff Kinney's tales featuring wise-cracking middle schooler Greg Heffley have reached number-one on the New York Times best-seller list, inspired a major motion picture, and been translated into dozens of languages. Greg has endured countless horrors - girls, bullies, jocks, oblivious parents, wrestling in gym class, even the dreaded Cheese Touch - the past few years.

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1000L
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01:56
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth (Unabridged)

Superfudge (Unabridged)

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He knows a lot of big words, but he doesn't know where babies come from. He's never heard of a stork, but he plans to be a bird when he grows up. He's Superfudge, otherwise known as Farley Drexel Hatcher. And, according to his older brother, Peter, the biggest pain invented. Among other things.

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560L
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03:09
Superfudge (Unabridged)

Double Fudge (Unabridged)

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"Money, money, money...I love money, money, money" is Fudge's new theme song. He's drawing dollar signs for breakfast, thumbing through catalogs at bedtime, and making enough "Fudge Bucks" so he can buy the whole world (or at least Toys "R" Us). Fudge's latest obsession is driving his brother, Peter, crazy!

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450L
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04:40
Double Fudge (Unabridged)

The Witches (Unabridged)

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This is not a fairy tale. This is about real witches.

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740L
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03:59
The Witches (Unabridged)

The Twits (Unabridged)

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Dahl's thrillingly grotesque book for young readers features Mr. and Mrs. Twit, the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything — except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough.

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750L
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00:50
The Twits (Unabridged)

Ivy and Bean (Unabridged)

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Annie Barrows introduces Ivy and Bean, two unique girls who certainly didn't plan on becoming friends. Bean, a mischievous yet lovable tomboy, never thought she'd enjoy playing with Ivy, the quiet new neighbor who looks rather boring. Ivy, however, happens to be a witch in training!

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510L
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01:05
Ivy and Bean (Unabridged)

Ivy & Bean: Bound to Be Bad (Unabridged)

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The adventures of Ivy and Bean continue. In this fifth book, the girls decide to be so good and kind and pure of thought that wild animals will befriend them. When this doesn't work, they decide that perhaps a little badness can be good. Illustrations.

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500L
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01:10
Ivy & Bean: Bound to Be Bad (Unabridged)

Ivy & Bean: Doomed to Dance (Unabridged)

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Annie Barrows has won critical acclaim and become fabulously popular among young readers for her enchanting Ivy and Bean books. In Doomed to Dance, Ivy and Bean pester their parents into letting them take ballet lessons - but ballet isn't quite what the girls thought it would be! And now they have to get through the entire ballet course, just like they promised.

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530L
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01:19
Ivy & Bean: Doomed to Dance (Unabridged)

Ivy and Bean and the Ghost That Had to Go (Unabridged)

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Annie Barrows' Ivy & Bean and the Ghost That Had to Go will have kids jumping in their seats one instant and rolling on the floor laughing the next. While Bean is the loudest girl in her class, Ivy is the quietest, best-behaved second grader. So when Ivy scares the whole class silly by saying there's a ghost in the girls' bathroom, everyone is surprised!

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580L
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01:20
Ivy and Bean and the Ghost That Had to Go (Unabridged)

Ivy and Bean: What's the Big Idea (Unabridged)

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Annie Barrows' Ivy and Bean books star a pair of mismatched best friends who are nevertheless inseparable. The science fair is here, and everyone in Ivy and Bean's second-grade class couldn't be more excited. This year's theme is global warming, and all of the kids are working on their own projects and experiments. But what are Ivy and Bean up to?

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550L
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01:19
Ivy and Bean: What's the Big Idea (Unabridged)

Ramona Quimby, Age 8 (Unabridged)

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Ramona's job is to be nice to fussy Mrs. Kemp, who watches her while her mother works. If Mrs. Quimby didn't work, Mr. Quimby couldn't return to college. On top of all that, third grade isn't turning out as Ramona expected, even though she enjoys her class's new reading program, D.E.A.R. Danny the Yard Ape teases her, and, on one horrible day, she throws up - at school.

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860L
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02:07
Ramona Quimby, Age 8 (Unabridged)

Ramona Forever (Unabridged)

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Ramona's life changes the moment Howie Kemp's mysterious uncle arrives from Saudi Arabia. Howie and his sister, Willa Jean, talk only about Uncle Hobart. Ramona's mother makes secret phone calls and stops eating dessert, and Aunt Bea is hiding something, too. Whatever surprises are in store, Ramona is determined to be happy and helpful.

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810L
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02:12
Ramona Forever (Unabridged)

Beezus and Ramona (Unabridged)

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Big sister Beezus Quimby tries to be patient with her four-year-old little sister, Ramona, but it isn't easy, not when Ramona powders her nose with marshmallows and invites her nursery school class to a party without telling her family. Sometimes Beezus doesn't like Ramona, but the girls are sisters and that means they will always love each other - just not every single minute.

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780L
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02:22
Beezus and Ramona (Unabridged)

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