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Pet Show! (Unabridged)

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Archie needs to come up with a pet in a hurry for the neighborhood pet show. A timeless story.

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AD370L
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00:06
Pet Show! (Unabridged)

Skippyjon Jones and the Big Bones (Unabridged)

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Holy guacamole! Skippyjon Jones is crazy-loco for dinosaurs! The kitty boy enters (via his closet) the land of dinosaurs in search of the fabled Skipposaurus. Instead he runs into his old amigos, the Chimichango gang. When a T-Mex threatens the pack, it's El Skippito, the great sword fighter, to the rescue.

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AD680L
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00:10
Skippyjon Jones and the Big Bones (Unabridged)

Skippyjon Jones In the Dog-House (Unabridged)

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The Siamese kitty boy with the gigantico imagination has returned for another loco adventure. In his room for a time-out, Skippyjon Jones lets his imagination take him to a shack where his Chihuahua friends are yipping and yapping and hiding out from the Bad Bobble-ito, who has taken over their doghouse.

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AD690L
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00:09
Skippyjon Jones In the Dog-House (Unabridged)

Skippyjon Jones In Mummy Trouble (Unabridged)

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El Skippito is back! Avoiding a lecture from Mama Junebug, the kitty boy slips into his closet - and finds himself in ancient Egypt! His doggy pals, Los Chimichangos, want to visit the Under Mundo - the underworld - where mummitos rest in peas. But they need El Skippito's brains and courage to answer the riddle of the Finx and enter the mummy's tomb.

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AD690L
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00:10
Skippyjon Jones In Mummy Trouble (Unabridged)

Hedgie Blasts Off (Unabridged)

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More than anything, Hedgie wants to be an astronaut and travel into space. He gets his chance the day the geyser, Big Sparkler, starts to sputter and fade, disappointing all the alien tourists, who fly to the tiny planet of Mikkop to throw coins into Big Sparkler and look at the strange flowers that survive on its sparkles.

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600L
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00:08
Hedgie Blasts Off (Unabridged)

Pinkalicious (Unabridged)

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Pink, pink, pink. More than anything, Pinkalicious loves pink, especially pink cupcakes. Her parents warn her not to eat too many of them, but when Pinkalicious does...she turns pink! What to do?

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Lexile: 
AD560L
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00:08
Pinkalicious (Unabridged)

Fancy Nancy (Unabridged)

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Meet Nancy, who believes that more is ALWAYS better when it comes to being fancy. From the top of her tiara down to her sparkly studded shoes, Nancy is determined to teach her family a thing or two about being fancy.

How Nancy transforms her parents and little sister for one enchanted evening makes for a story that is funny and warm — with or without the frills.

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420L
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00:06

Fancy Nancy and the Posh Puppy (Unabridged)

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Fancy Nancy is back! And when her family decides to get a dog, she's certain she can be fancier than ever. After all, a papillon - a small, delicate, fluffy dog - is the ultimate accessory. But her family wants a large, plain dog. How unglamorous!

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AD320L
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00:06
Fancy Nancy and the Posh Puppy (Unabridged)

Fancy Nancy: Bonjour Butterfly (Unabridged)

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Nancy thinks butterflies are simply exquisite. And that is why she can't wait for her friend Bree's Butterfly Birthday. It's going to be the fanciest birthday party ever! But when Nancy finds out she can't go because her grandparents' fiftieth anniversary party is the same day, she is furious. (Mad is way too plain for how she feels.) Will Nancy be able to overcome her disappointment?

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Fancy Nancy: Bonjour Butterfly (Unabridged)

Fancy Nancy: Splendiferous Christmas (Unabridged)

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What could be fancier than Christmas?

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Fancy Nancy: Splendiferous Christmas (Unabridged)

Ivy and Bean (Unabridged)

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Annie Barrows introduces Ivy and Bean, two unique girls who certainly didn't plan on becoming friends. Bean, a mischievous yet lovable tomboy, never thought she'd enjoy playing with Ivy, the quiet new neighbor who looks rather boring. Ivy, however, happens to be a witch in training!

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510L
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01:05
Ivy and Bean (Unabridged)

Ivy & Bean Take Care of the Babysitter (Unabridged)

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Annie Barrows' pint-sized adventurers have captured the attention of young listeners eager for clever and witty stories. Barrows has received multiple accolades, including a starred review from Booklist and glowing praise from School Library Journal. In their fourth outing, bookish Ivy and rambunctious Bean must outwit the most awful babysitter ever - Bean's older sister Nancy.

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440L
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01:03
Ivy & Bean Take Care of the Babysitter (Unabridged)

Ivy & Bean: Bound to Be Bad (Unabridged)

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The adventures of Ivy and Bean continue. In this fifth book, the girls decide to be so good and kind and pure of thought that wild animals will befriend them. When this doesn't work, they decide that perhaps a little badness can be good. Illustrations.

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500L
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01:10
Ivy & Bean: Bound to Be Bad (Unabridged)

Ivy and Bean and the Ghost That Had to Go (Unabridged)

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Annie Barrows' Ivy & Bean and the Ghost That Had to Go will have kids jumping in their seats one instant and rolling on the floor laughing the next. While Bean is the loudest girl in her class, Ivy is the quietest, best-behaved second grader. So when Ivy scares the whole class silly by saying there's a ghost in the girls' bathroom, everyone is surprised!

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580L
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01:20
Ivy and Bean and the Ghost That Had to Go (Unabridged)

Ivy & Bean Break the Fossil Record (Unabridged)

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Annie Barrows' infectiously fun Ivy & Bean Break the Fossil Record will have kids racing outside to shovel some dirt. Everyone in the second grade wants to set a world record. While other kids attempt to break records involving cartwheels and M&Ms, Ivy has a much neater idea. She and Bean will be the youngest people to ever unearth dinosaur fossils!

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520L
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01:14
Ivy & Bean Break the Fossil Record (Unabridged)

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