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Flat Stanley Audio Collection (Unabridged)

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When Stanley Lambchop awakes one morning, his brother, Arthur, is yelling. A bulletin board has fallen on Stanley during the night, now he is only half an inch thick!

So begins a series of very funny, very unusual adventures.

This audio collection includes, Flat Stanley, Stanley, Flat Again, Invisible Stanley, and Stanley in Space.

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02:49
Flat Stanley Audio Collection (Unabridged)

James and the Giant Peach (Unabridged)

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A little magic can take you a long way.

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870L
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02:42
James and the Giant Peach (Unabridged)

Soup (Unabridged)

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With over a dozen books now in the wildly popular Soup series, Robert Newton Peck started it all with this hilarious account of the nonstop mischief he and his best friend Soup got into as children in 1920s Vermont. You'll learn all about the time Soup taught Rob how to whack apples, only to wind up breaking a church's stained-glass window!

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740L
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03:19
Soup (Unabridged)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (Unabridged)

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Jeff Kinney's Wimpy Kid series is a publishing phenomenon, having reached number-one on the New York Times best-seller list. This fourth hilarious installment finds Greg Heffley approaching summer vacation with a clear plan: Stay inside and play as many video games as possible.

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1010L
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01:58
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (Unabridged)

How to Train Your Dragon

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In the first volume of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's misadventures, ten-year-old Viking Hero Hiccup tries to pass the initiation test for his tribe, the Hairy Hooligans, by catching and training a dragon. Hiccup becomes involved with more than he bargained for when two large sea dragons visit his home island of Berk.

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990L
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03:30
How to Train Your Dragon

How to Speak Dragonese

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In this volume of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's misadventures, Hiccup's dragon, Toothless, is captured when Hiccup and Fishlegs encounter a Roman ship. Hiccup must collect on a favor owed to him and face Sharkworms while dealing with a former foe and rescuing Toothless.

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980L
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03:12
How to Speak Dragonese

How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse

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In his 4th sidesplitting adventure, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III must rescue his best friend, Fishlegs, from the deadly disease Vorpentitis. The only cure is rare and almost impossible to find: a potato. But where will Hiccup find such a thing? He'll have to dodge the terrible Sharkworms, battle Doomfangs, and outwit crazy Hooligans if he's going to be a Hero...again.

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1040L
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03:19
How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse

How to Be a Pirate

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n this companion to the popular How to Train Your Dragon, Hiccup Horrendous III is now a pirate in training with the Hairy Hooligan tribe. Witty dialogue, slapstick humor, and energetic drawings make this action-packed tale ideal for the adventurous.

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990L
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02:53
How to Be a Pirate

The Bunnicula Collection: Books 1-3 (Unabridged)

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Each story in this popular and critically acclaimed series has been read by the talented actor, Victor Garber. Now fans who can't get enough of the vampire bunny, Bunnicula, will have something new to add to their collection.

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700L
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06:44
The Bunnicula Collection: Books 1-3 (Unabridged)

The Julian Stories (Unabridged)

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Julian just can't resist a taste of the wonderful lemon pudding his father has made. But as he and his little brother, Huey, taste just a little bit more, the pudding is suddenly all gone!

This is a collection of six funny and lively tales.

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The Julian Stories (Unabridged)

Your Mother Was a Neanderthal: Time Warp Trio, Book 4 (Unabridged)

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Everyone's favorite time-travelers are changing their style! The Time Warp Trio® series now features brand-new, eye-catching art in a modern design, sure to appeal to longtime fans and those new to Jon Scieszka's wacky brand of humor.

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610L
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01:35
Your Mother Was a Neanderthal: Time Warp Trio, Book 4 (Unabridged)

How to Eat Fried Worms (Unabridged)

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Because of a bet, Billy is in the uncomfortable position of having to eat 15 worms in 15 days. The worms are supplied by his opponent, whose motto is "The bigger and juicier, the better!" At first Billy's problem is whether or not he can swallow the worm placed before him, even with a choice of condiments from peanut butter to horseradish.

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650L
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01:54
How to Eat Fried Worms (Unabridged)

Judy Blume: Collection #1: Freckle Juice & The One in the Middle is a Green Kangaroo (Unabridged)

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Two classic Judy Blume titles are available together!

How exactly does one get freckles? For 50 cents, know-it-all Sharon has the answer: a secret family freckle recipe.

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Judy Blume: Collection #1: Freckle Juice & The One in the Middle is a Green Kangaroo (Unabridged)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth (Unabridged)

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Jeff Kinney's tales featuring wise-cracking middle schooler Greg Heffley have reached number-one on the New York Times best-seller list, inspired a major motion picture, and been translated into dozens of languages. Greg has endured countless horrors - girls, bullies, jocks, oblivious parents, wrestling in gym class, even the dreaded Cheese Touch - the past few years.

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1000L
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01:56
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth (Unabridged)

Superfudge (Unabridged)

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He knows a lot of big words, but he doesn't know where babies come from. He's never heard of a stork, but he plans to be a bird when he grows up. He's Superfudge, otherwise known as Farley Drexel Hatcher. And, according to his older brother, Peter, the biggest pain invented. Among other things.

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560L
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03:09
Superfudge (Unabridged)

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