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The Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (Unabridged)

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The third book in the #1 New York Times best-selling series from Jeff Kinney, The Last Straw is sure to please young readers. Greg Heffley makes a New Year's resolution to help others improve, but his brand of truthful advice doesn't go over well. Plus, Greg's dad thinks military school might be just the attitude adjustment Greg needs.

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970L
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02:16
The Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (Unabridged)

The Mouse and the Motorcycle (Unabridged)

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Ralph is not like the other mice at the Mountain View Inn. He is always looking for adventure. It is Ralph's lucky day when a young guest named Keith arrives with a shiny miniature motorcycle. Right away, Ralph knows that the motorcycle is special - and made to be ridden by an adventurous mouse. And once a mouse can ride a motorcycle...almost anything can happen!

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Lexile: 
860L
Length: 
04:34
The Mouse and the Motorcycle (Unabridged)

The BFG (Unabridged)

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Captured by a giant!

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720L
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07:48
The BFG (Unabridged)

Frindle (Unabridged)

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He really just likes to liven things up at school -- and he's always had plenty of great ideas. When Nick learns some interesting information about how words are created, suddenly he's got the inspiration for his best plan ever: the frindle. Who says a pen has to be called a pen? Why not call it a frindle? Things begin innocently enough as Nick gets his friends to use the new word.

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830L
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03:21
Frindle (Unabridged)

Flat Stanley Audio Collection (Unabridged)

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When Stanley Lambchop awakes one morning, his brother, Arthur, is yelling. A bulletin board has fallen on Stanley during the night, now he is only half an inch thick!

So begins a series of very funny, very unusual adventures.

This audio collection includes, Flat Stanley, Stanley, Flat Again, Invisible Stanley, and Stanley in Space.

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02:49
Flat Stanley Audio Collection (Unabridged)

James and the Giant Peach (Unabridged)

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A little magic can take you a long way.

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870L
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02:42
James and the Giant Peach (Unabridged)

Soup (Unabridged)

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With over a dozen books now in the wildly popular Soup series, Robert Newton Peck started it all with this hilarious account of the nonstop mischief he and his best friend Soup got into as children in 1920s Vermont. You'll learn all about the time Soup taught Rob how to whack apples, only to wind up breaking a church's stained-glass window!

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Lexile: 
740L
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03:19
Soup (Unabridged)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (Unabridged)

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Jeff Kinney's Wimpy Kid series is a publishing phenomenon, having reached number-one on the New York Times best-seller list. This fourth hilarious installment finds Greg Heffley approaching summer vacation with a clear plan: Stay inside and play as many video games as possible.

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1010L
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01:58
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (Unabridged)

How to Train Your Dragon

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In the first volume of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's misadventures, ten-year-old Viking Hero Hiccup tries to pass the initiation test for his tribe, the Hairy Hooligans, by catching and training a dragon. Hiccup becomes involved with more than he bargained for when two large sea dragons visit his home island of Berk.

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990L
Length: 
03:30
How to Train Your Dragon

How to Speak Dragonese

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In this volume of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's misadventures, Hiccup's dragon, Toothless, is captured when Hiccup and Fishlegs encounter a Roman ship. Hiccup must collect on a favor owed to him and face Sharkworms while dealing with a former foe and rescuing Toothless.

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Lexile: 
980L
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03:12
How to Speak Dragonese

How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse

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In his 4th sidesplitting adventure, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III must rescue his best friend, Fishlegs, from the deadly disease Vorpentitis. The only cure is rare and almost impossible to find: a potato. But where will Hiccup find such a thing? He'll have to dodge the terrible Sharkworms, battle Doomfangs, and outwit crazy Hooligans if he's going to be a Hero...again.

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1040L
Length: 
03:19
How to Cheat a Dragon's Curse

How to Be a Pirate

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n this companion to the popular How to Train Your Dragon, Hiccup Horrendous III is now a pirate in training with the Hairy Hooligan tribe. Witty dialogue, slapstick humor, and energetic drawings make this action-packed tale ideal for the adventurous.

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Lexile: 
990L
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02:53
How to Be a Pirate

The Bunnicula Collection: Books 1-3 (Unabridged)

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Each story in this popular and critically acclaimed series has been read by the talented actor, Victor Garber. Now fans who can't get enough of the vampire bunny, Bunnicula, will have something new to add to their collection.

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700L
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06:44
The Bunnicula Collection: Books 1-3 (Unabridged)

The Julian Stories (Unabridged)

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Julian just can't resist a taste of the wonderful lemon pudding his father has made. But as he and his little brother, Huey, taste just a little bit more, the pudding is suddenly all gone!

This is a collection of six funny and lively tales.

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00:43
The Julian Stories (Unabridged)

Your Mother Was a Neanderthal: Time Warp Trio, Book 4 (Unabridged)

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Everyone's favorite time-travelers are changing their style! The Time Warp Trio® series now features brand-new, eye-catching art in a modern design, sure to appeal to longtime fans and those new to Jon Scieszka's wacky brand of humor.

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610L
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01:35
Your Mother Was a Neanderthal: Time Warp Trio, Book 4 (Unabridged)

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