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The Umbrella

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Carlos walks into the cloud forest with his green umbrella, where the only sound is the steady drip of drops falling from trees.

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Elementary
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08:00
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No Talking (Unabridged)

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What would happen if the noisiest, most talkative class of 5th graders in history dared each other not to talk for 48 hours? This is the premise Andrew Clements explores in one of his most compelling stories yet.

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820L
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02:35
No Talking (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying, Book 4 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. is the bestest spyer in the whole world. That's 'cause she has sneaky feet. And her nose doesn't whistle when she breathes. But guess what? Junie B. might be real sneaky. And real peeky. But when she spies on Mrs., she could get into real trouble!

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410L
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00:39
Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying, Book 4 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 13-16 (Unabridged)

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Available now for the first time on audio, four Junie B. Jones stories in one collection brings four times the laughs!

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02:52
Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 13-16 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 17-20 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. is back, and she's headed for the first grade with four more fun-filled stories in one audiobook collection.

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03:14
Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 17-20 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 5-8 (Unabridged)

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The world's funniest kindergartner is back with four more silly escapades in one audiobook!

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03:03
Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 5-8 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones: Books 1-2 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. does her best, but life just has so many interesting possibilities, which often land her in trouble with the teacher and her parents. No matter how mixed-up things get, one thing's for sure, you'll have a good laugh listening to Junie B.'s adventures!

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Junie B. Jones: Books 1-2 (Unabridged)

Clean As a Whistle (Unabridged)

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When the messiest kid in Minnesota is saddled with her family's obsessively tidy brownie, the sparks are sure to fly. Warning: you may not want to listen in public, since this story will have you laughing out loud!

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00:29
Clean As a Whistle (Unabridged)

Flush (Unabridged)

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You know it's going to be a rough summer when you spend Father's Day visiting your dad in the local lockup. Noah's dad is sure that the owner of the Coral Queen casino boat is flushing raw sewage into the harbor, which has made taking a dip at the local beach like swimming in a toilet. He can't prove it though, and so he decides that sinking the boat will make an effective statement. Right.

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830L
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10:45
Flush (Unabridged)

Bud, Not Buddy (Unabridged)

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It's 1936, in Flint, Michigan. Times may be hard, and 10-year-old Bud may be a motherless boy on the run, but Bud's got a few things going for him. One: He has his own suitcase filled with his own important, secret things. Two: He's the author of Bud Caldwell's Rules and Things for Having a Funner Life and Making a Better Liar Out of Yourself.

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950L
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05:15
Bud, Not Buddy (Unabridged)

Curious George Gets a Medal (Unabridged)

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After repeatedly disastrous efforts to get himself out of trouble, George becomes the first monkey to go to space.

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570L
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00:18
Curious George Gets a Medal (Unabridged)

Curious George Rides a Bike (Unabridged)

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When George sets off on his new bicycle, little does he know that he'll soon be delivering newspapers, building a navy of paper boats, and joining a circus!

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AD580L
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00:17
Curious George Rides a Bike (Unabridged)

Day of the Iguana: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

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It's science-project time, which is bad news for Hank. He loves doing science experiments, but writing a whole report is another story. Finally, Hank comes up with a science project: he'll take apart the cable box and figure out how it works. But Hank wasn't counting on his sister Emily's iguana laying 18 eggs inside the cable box!

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670L
Length: 
02:42
Day of the Iguana: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

I Got a "D" in Salami: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

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It's report card day, the most dreaded day of Hank Zipzer's school year. And when Hank gets his grades, they're his worst nightmare come true: a D in spelling, a D in reading, a D in math. This is not going to make his parents happy. This will certainly get him grounded for life. Hank needs help. And he needs it fast!

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650L
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02:54
I Got a "D" in Salami: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

Niagara Falls, or Does It?: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

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Hank Zipzer: He's smart. He's creative. He's funny. His pencils are sharpened. His binders are bound. He wants to do well in school, he really does. He tries not to be lazy, like his parents claim he is. So why is he always getting into trouble?

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610L
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02:16
Niagara Falls, or Does It?: Hank Zipzer, the Mostly True Confessions of the World's Best Underachiever (Unabridged)

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