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My Senator and Me

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Senator Ted Kennedy and his dog, Splash, invite children along on a typical whirlwind day on Capitol Hill.

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Primary
Elementary
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00:23
My Senator and Me

The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs

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The familiar story of The Three Little Pigs is retold from the wolf's point of view. The wolf gives his own outlandish version of what really happened when he tangled with the three little pigs.

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Elementary
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00:08
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Duck for President

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Duck (of Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type and Giggle, Giggle, Quack fame) decides to enter politics. Follow his rise, and fall from power, sticky ballots and all.

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Primary
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00:14
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The Weeping Werewolf

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Moongobble and Edward are off on another Mighty Task, even more dangerous than the first. Urk the toad, Fireball the dragon, and the Rusty Knight are coming along too, of course. This time their adventures will lead them right into the fearsome Forest of NIght. They're expecting danger. They're expecting adventure. What they aren't expecting is a discovery that will change Edward's life forever!

The Umbrella

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Carlos walks into the cloud forest with his green umbrella, where the only sound is the steady drip of drops falling from trees.

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Primary
Elementary
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08:00
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No Talking (Unabridged)

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What would happen if the noisiest, most talkative class of 5th graders in history dared each other not to talk for 48 hours? This is the premise Andrew Clements explores in one of his most compelling stories yet.

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820L
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02:35
No Talking (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying, Book 4 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. is the bestest spyer in the whole world. That's 'cause she has sneaky feet. And her nose doesn't whistle when she breathes. But guess what? Junie B. might be real sneaky. And real peeky. But when she spies on Mrs., she could get into real trouble!

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410L
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00:39
Junie B. Jones and Some Sneaky Peeky Spying, Book 4 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 13-16 (Unabridged)

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Available now for the first time on audio, four Junie B. Jones stories in one collection brings four times the laughs!

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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 13-16 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 17-20 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. is back, and she's headed for the first grade with four more fun-filled stories in one audiobook collection.

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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 17-20 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 5-8 (Unabridged)

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The world's funniest kindergartner is back with four more silly escapades in one audiobook!

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Junie B. Jones Collection: Books 5-8 (Unabridged)

Junie B. Jones: Books 1-2 (Unabridged)

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Junie B. does her best, but life just has so many interesting possibilities, which often land her in trouble with the teacher and her parents. No matter how mixed-up things get, one thing's for sure, you'll have a good laugh listening to Junie B.'s adventures!

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Junie B. Jones: Books 1-2 (Unabridged)

Clean As a Whistle (Unabridged)

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When the messiest kid in Minnesota is saddled with her family's obsessively tidy brownie, the sparks are sure to fly. Warning: you may not want to listen in public, since this story will have you laughing out loud!

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Clean As a Whistle (Unabridged)

Flush (Unabridged)

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You know it's going to be a rough summer when you spend Father's Day visiting your dad in the local lockup. Noah's dad is sure that the owner of the Coral Queen casino boat is flushing raw sewage into the harbor, which has made taking a dip at the local beach like swimming in a toilet. He can't prove it though, and so he decides that sinking the boat will make an effective statement. Right.

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830L
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10:45
Flush (Unabridged)

Bud, Not Buddy (Unabridged)

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It's 1936, in Flint, Michigan. Times may be hard, and 10-year-old Bud may be a motherless boy on the run, but Bud's got a few things going for him. One: He has his own suitcase filled with his own important, secret things. Two: He's the author of Bud Caldwell's Rules and Things for Having a Funner Life and Making a Better Liar Out of Yourself.

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950L
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05:15
Bud, Not Buddy (Unabridged)

Curious George Gets a Medal (Unabridged)

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After repeatedly disastrous efforts to get himself out of trouble, George becomes the first monkey to go to space.

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570L
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00:18
Curious George Gets a Medal (Unabridged)

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